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Saturday, June 20, 2009
LAW ZHENFENG YOUR BLOG IS DAMN DEAD.
Honestly man, no wonder you call it RIP.
EH, since I'm sucha nice person, you oughta treat me SWENSENS one day! :D
One fine day, kay! :D
And you're WRONG. This post's not gonna have my big name on it. Though it's worth two billion bucks.
It's gonna have my PRETTY FACE. :D
HAHAHA. ADORABLE RIGHT.
I bet everyone's thinking, "who's this adorable little P5 kid!" :D
Eh! I tell you a joke!
This guy was walking down the road when he saw 3 penguins.
He asked the first penguin, "你喜欢做什么？"
The penguin said, "我喜欢吃饭， 睡觉，打东东。"
He asked the second penguin, "你喜欢做什么？"
The penguin said, "我喜欢吃饭， 睡觉，打东东。"
Then he asked the third penguin, "你喜欢做什么？"
The penguin said, ""我喜欢吃饭, 睡觉"
Puzzled, the guy asked, "为什么你没有说你喜欢打东东？"
The penguin replied, "因为我就是东东"
HAHAHAHHA, FUNNY RIGHT. :D
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@12:22 AM
Saturday, May 23, 2009
My R3 Memories!
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[to be continued..]
Everything Is Made Possible With Them. Thanks!
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@1:51 PM
Saturday, January 3, 2009
I HEREBY WANNA SAY THANK TO THE FOLLOWING PPL FOR THEIR SMS
Jane Neo
Chew Si Hui
Sim Jia Yi
Petrina Phua
Lee Min Lin
Jun Moh
Pamela Lim
Evan Tay
Candice Ong
Jacinta Tan
Estalla Cheang
Darren Sim
Neo ShuQi
Heng Yue Jing
Melissa Ho
Heng Wen Qi
Derrick Tan
I HEREBY WANNA THANK THIS PPL FOR USING THE COM TO WISH MI
Neo ShuQi
Syafina
Daryl Lee
Cheryl Fong
Jane Chan
Rasyidah
Lee Min Lin
Jacinta Tan
Samantha Seah
Constance Yeo
Ashley Koh
Esther
Amelia Phua
Lim Yu Kean
Chan Shi Mei
Sharifah
rebekah
Victoria
Yun Jen
Lyvia
Ang Xue Er
Jason Chua
Ian Tan
melissa 1r4
THANKS FOR THE PRESENT AND THAT SONG YOU ALL SANG!
ps. if i miss out ur name just tell mi..
i will put ur big name up there..
provided u ppl see this
constantly updating the name list
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@7:41 PM
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
2008 passing by soon
2009 stopping by soon
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@10:31 PM
Friday, November 21, 2008
this post is specially for pearlyn,
she specially requested for it..
look pearlyn! your name is up there!
first of all,
i LOVE modern technology.
like the twisting type can-opener and boat n bike.
but afterall a camp is a camp..
camp will be meaningless with those things in hand.
trekking b kayaking is DAMN fun n nice (except the sun burnt part)
who will expect that we will be kayaking around PULAU UBIN
n navigate ourself throught the forest just to get to another place?
with the write people (e.g like the 1 mention above)
the camp had became a more fun camp.
together with them
all of us will not feel tired as there is someone out there suffering worst than u..
but there will always be sum1 there that is working less than wad u had done
(e.g sum1 that start with the letter B)
but nvm!
the camp is over!
lets continue our life journey in life n live life to the fullest!
n i m so glad that i m in the watch with have so many fun ppl..
n i really enjoyed the time we had together
n the time the 6 of us had in seoul garden..
it was really memorable..
btw bernard is a very nice guy..
thats all of today's post!
hope pearlyn is happy with the post.
You've got the poison, I've got the remedy.
@10:38 PM
Sunday, November 16, 2008
byebye!
going to obs
back in 5 days!
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@11:03 PM
Thursday, October 23, 2008
schools over,
exams over,
record book taken,
holidays here..
but all applies for sec 1 and 2..
would any sec 1 or 2 guys out there be there to pity
we the sec 3 sad soul out there???
thats a very good question to ask..
when they are playing their games, going out would they think of us?
3 MORE WEEKS ! ! !
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lets just hope that this
3 MORE WEEKS ! ! !
will end faster..
(okay enuf whinning)
if u r interested to noe my plans frm today onwards,
here u go!
-3 WEEKS of EAP
-Halloween party (31/10/2008)
-NAS open house (15/11/2008)
-OBS (17/11/2008-21/11/2008)
-2R2 class chalet (if there is) (25/11/2008-27/11/2008)
-3R3 class chalet (2/12/2008-4/12/2008)
-sec 1 registration (30/12/2008)
- a special date (03/01/2009)
in addition i still have to do all the holiday homework that the school gave us..
wad a NICE school ngee ann is..
will be looking forward to SOME activity ONLY
past few weeks had lots of fun with class
did lots of things with the class..
for more details check other ppl blog
lets just hope that the next post will be very very very soon
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@7:15 PM
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
A Rooster and A Cat
Funny Jokes Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 by Author @ 8:57 PM
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily eyeing the cat food on his side.The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the other side."The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed.The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.
The Moral of the Story:For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!
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@9:47 PM
Sunday, September 14, 2008
This joke is no offence......
One day, an "Ang Moh" from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. After he checked out from the customs,he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").The Ang Moh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. But lady still keep asking for forty cents in Cantonese. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No!", "Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked,"Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and had sex with her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" he said "OK! I'll suck it for you" and he took her both breasts and suck them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD.... in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit,"the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only.
taken frm joke diary..may 2006
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@6:55 PM
Honestlyyyyyy, UPDATE.
Okay, so that people won't die reading your blog.
It was the nursery teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers".
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy.
She laughed and thanked him.
The second student, whose parents own a sweet shop, gave her a present. She held it and said, "I guess that is some sweets."
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy.
She again laughed and thanked him also.
The third student, whose parents own a wine outlet, gave her a box which was leaking. The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Mmmmm is it wine?" she asked.
"No," said the little girl.
So she tasted it again. "Is it Champagne?" she asked.
"No," replied the little girl, "It is a puppy."
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@2:06 AM
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
2nd person to update your blog.
lol.
hmm, he created a blog, but he dont update. WHAT IS THIS.
he had track practice today?
and i didnt know he was in that cca until like last week?
and he said he saw melissa?
and he said i can blog about anything here?
-.-.-
i really dont know hwta to continue.
okay, done with crapping.
bye.
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@10:30 PM
Sunday, August 17, 2008
What rubbish, LAW ZHENFENG, GO UPDATE YOURSELF.
The ever-so-nice-loveliest-best person won't always help you clear dust lor.
LAST TIME.
-blowwwwwwwww-
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@8:42 PM
Saturday, August 9, 2008
LAW ZHEN FENG.
STOP MIA-ING.
Go suck up all the dust from your blog and get a diarhoea, see the doctor, and have something to blog about. (:
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@10:56 PM
Saturday, August 2, 2008
HELLO WORLD.
ZhenFeng's blog shall not be dead anymore! :D
Okay, he's offline now and I'm a SUPERHACKER.
Heeeheee, POOF, no more dust! :D
I think this skin is real real real cool! Which is why, I'm being the nicest hacker ever to put it in for LZF. (:
Well, you get how nice I am.
GUESS WHO.
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@7:14 PM
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